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waterglass

Red Vs. Blue

Who's seen dis SUPAH FUNNY series?
icealchemist

If I've been bitten, does that mean I'm going to turn into one of them?

Shut up Caboose

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*blargh is still going* Shut up caboose.

Oh no, don't let me turn.....
BlackWolf

can I have a link?
icealchemist

uh..........jus look it up on google

look up

Red Vs. Blue season 1

then U get season 1

den you look up season 2 when U done wit season 1

and den go all da way to season 5

and das when it ends

at episode 100.
waterglass

or jus youtube............but you must be warned.......dey swear A LOT
icealchemist

yes.........A LOT

and watch the seasons, cuz if not, den U gon be searching FOREVAH
BlackWolf

please I hear more swear words then you
waterglass

not until you've seen red vs. blue......start at season 1........
icealchemist

we heard a lot mo swear words.....jus from dat

and some I don't even KNow....
waterglass

yeah.......das why it so bad, da mystery..............you nevah know if it swear....
icealchemist

den U look it up

den U be like

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

das not good.
waterglass

Caboose: ok gargantuan alien, now that we have decided to keep you......YOU NEED A REAL NAME....................................................I vote for fluffy.

Tucker: fluffy?
Caboose: FLUFFY......THE ALIEN that could only love!!!
icealchemist

Tucker: what if he already has a name?

Caboose: well mister alien, what is your name?

Alien: Blargh

Caboose: blargh?  that's a nice name.
waterglass

FLUFFY.........THE ALIEN THAT COULD ONLY LOVE!!!!!
icealchemist

hee hee hee


Church: Doc, what the **** is going on in there?

Doc: Church, every thing's fine the patient is just resting

Church: Doesn't sound like he's resting.

Doc: That's not Tucker, thats our new arrival.  He's been very active since his first feeding.

Church: Tucker fed the baby? Gross

Doc: Caboose was nice enough to donate some blood.

Church: How did you get caboose to donate blood?

Doc: It's amazing what Caboose will do if you promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice.

Church: But he hates needles.

Doc: No needles.  It turns out, if you just expose some bare skin, the little guy digs right in.  It's like a miracle to see nature at work

*Caboose walks in from the background*

Church: uh...Doc?

Doc: Tuckers kid drank half a gallon in one gulp!  I think he's going to be a linebacker! or a vampire...or a vampire linebacker! that would be weird

Caboose: I feel dizzy!

Doc: well, blood is kinda important.  Caboose is bound to have some side effects such as dizziness, sensitivity to lights,

*Caboose looks up in the air*

Caboose: oooooohhhhhh

Doc(continued): light headedness...

Caboose: I think I'm going to stop standing up now.*faints*

Doc: or passing out.

Caboose: Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice...

Church: How can Tucker sleep with all that racket?

Doc: Tucker's not asleep, he's in a coma.

Church: Alright, that's it.  I'm going in.

Doc: sorry Church, but I only want to expose it to as few people as possible.  A new born is very susceptible to viruses and disease...and cuddling.

Church: Doc, I'm just going to go in there, step on it's neck, and shoot it in the head, cuz that's how I roll.

Caboose: I'm still laying here....why won't anyone help me?

Doc: well now your definitely not going in there.

Church: Fine, I promise I'll wash my hands before I destroy the abomination of nature.

Doc: Church, don't make me pull rank on you.

Church: pull rank?  what the ****?  You don't outrank me, I outrank you.  I'm a captain.

Doc: No, the last time I checked you were a private with a dead captain.  That makes you a private...with a dead captain.

Church: Fine then, we're both privates.  you don't outrank me.

Doc: No, I'm Medical SUPER PRIVATE FIRST CLASS!

Church: That's not a real rank.

Doc: yes it is.

Church: Since when?

Doc: uh.....since I sent them a letter everyday for four years requesting that promotion.

Church: They promoted you for that!? you haven't even used your weapon.

Doc: Leader ship isn't about firing bullets and stabbing people, Church.  It's about telling OTHERS to fire bullets and stab people.

Caboose: If I've been bitten, does that mean I'm going to turn into one of them?

Church: Shut up Caboose.

Caboose: Blaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-

Church: Shut Up Caboose.

Caboose(still blarghing):rrrrrrrrrrgh.

*ship crash lands*

Church: What the **** was that?

Caboose: I didn't feel anything...

Church: alright, Doc, stay here.  I'll go check it out...and don't feed anymore of our soldiers to the baby.

Doc: okay, but I can't make any promises.

Caboose: Don't leave me with the horrible doctor.

Doc: Oh shut up.

Caboose: Now he's cursing at me.
waterglass

ahhahahahhahahahhahhehehehehehe.....................

It's amazing what Caboose will do if you promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice......
icealchemist

hee heee hee

it da bes
waterglass

yeah...........DA BES
BlackWolf

I watched till 42
waterglass

isn't it funnY?
icealchemist

Iz so funny
BlackWolf

now I am on 53 or 54.... its funny
waterglass

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWolf

maybe I am gonna stop for a while
waterglass

oh..................to work on IA's rank?
BlackWolf

I decided I like this and am gonna watch the whole thing ahahahaha
waterglass

....................YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWolf

sorry I didnt get to it I have to do this Japanese thing
waterglass

oh.........................so sad...............
BlackWolf

I was the best in the class so the teacher chose me for the speech contest.... maybe I should have done sucky in Japanese
icealchemist

jus go


get one B,

den at da last second, do ALL your work and get an A!
waterglass

wow..........lazy
icealchemist

what?

it not lazy....it strategy
waterglass

das made fo lazy peoples............AND BACK TO..........RED VS. BLUE!!!!!!

Caboose: this is church! he is the MEAN one
Church: SHE KNOWS CABOOSE, now SHUT UP
Caboose: and it makes him mad when I just keep talking......and talking, and talking, and talking *fades out*
Church:  .........................ok so LALALALALLA GOSHDARIT CABOOSE
icealchemist

hee hee hee.

but it no make sense......unless U watch it.
waterglass

yeah..........and I censored it
BlackWolf

I noticed plus this speech contest is worth 30 extra credit points
icealchemist

oh

den Du it
waterglass

RED VS. BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWolf

haven't had time to watch it
waterglass

you're evil.............
BlackWolf

if I did have time I would totally watch it in fact I am planning to go to this forum dedicated to Red vs Blue
waterglass

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RED VS. BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWolf

but I am not gonna give you the link
waterglass

oh fine den...........
BlackWolf

first I want to see if it IS dedicated to the Rd vs Ble I think its talking about
waterglass

oh ok............so they might just be talking about the colors..........
BlackWolf

yeah totally *sarcasm included* there are lots of games with Red vs Blue
waterglass

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............yeah, Medieval Total war II online multiplayer, you can choose if you're red or blue......
BlackWolf

I just saw an advertisement on a forum I went to but I forgot what forum it was.... so I cant find the link to the red vs blue
waterglass

....................ok...........
BlackWolf

why dont you make your own forum based on red vs blue?
icealchemist

I would........but I no admin.......
BlackWolf

no i mean a NEW forum for Red Vs. Blue and the ranks could be church private donut etc. in fact I will get on it and make it redvsblue.myfastforum.org k?
icealchemist

K........

and I make a forum for it here!
BlackWolf

K i will start operation redvsblue.myfastforum.org!!!
waterglass

wow I joined......
BlackWolf

yeah but I haven't done anything but make a cool background to enjoy for me and intro section.....
icealchemist

...........okay

I joined

but some person stole Church........and messed it up.

You don't deserve church.  If you going to be church, your name must be CHURCH.
BlackWolf

I Dont do capital letters
icealchemist

No, you need to be church.  just Church.
BlackWolf

why? I like wolves... if I change it, it WILL have wolves in it
icealchemist

uh............den..................das all messed up.........jus go.....to the user management...and then select allow username changes.
BlackWolf

I knkow what to do but why should I huh?
icealchemist

so den U can change ur name without having to make a new acoount.
waterglass

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWolf

but I dont wanna change my user
icealchemist

........U SAID DAT U WERE GOING TO CHANGE IT TO TEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWolf

I will be patient
icealchemist

uh...........what?
BlackWolf

i mean

I will, be patient
waterglass

ok..............I think you nevah should have made a rvb forum.........it's like dead....
BlackWolf

well why? someone never chose there number *looks at wg* so I cant roll the die
icealchemist

wow...okays?
chernobyl survivor

so...getting back to reality...i cant wait for the new series to come out.  looks BA if'in ya ask me
waterglass

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS BACK ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, it looks SUPAH!!!!!!!!!!! but it only comes out later this year.....
chernobyl survivor

so?  at least its coming.  there were doubts on roosterteeth forum as to whether theyd make another one
waterglass

yeah................I guess..........
chernobyl survivor

see?  haha i am right
waterglass

yeah...........but........da trailer was so serious.......
icealchemist

it's funny...hee hee hee

but den....tex is still alive..and so is Wyoming....and.........tucker griff and caboose..I think....
chernobyl survivor

tex and wyoming definately, omega too, and i do thing its the entity from recovery one that killed the agents
icealchemist

and then that person that appears out of nowhere...das dead.
chernobyl survivor

huh?
icealchemist

I don't know what his name is, but he hangs out by......uh.......I think church or tucker....
waterglass

what color is his armor?
icealchemist

Green......cuz he dead.  He really really tiny


and WG, if you happen to read this before 2.....come on my forum at 2.....and if it's after 2.......then at 4  KK
waterglass

wow.........................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................dere's no one in green armor except the Master Chief.........
icealchemist

.......................wow

and dere is no fluffy.....poor fluffy
waterglass

fluffy has blue armor....
icealchemist

yeah......and no juinor...
waterglass

junior died............
icealchemist

so sad
waterglass

po junior........
icealchemist

he nevah had a chance....
waterglass

he jus................died........
icealchemist

okkay enough
waterglass

now............po po wyoming......
icealchemist

he's still alive
waterglass

no, he died!

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